1. i wonder if my lil’ cousin the demon seed will notice if i suffocate him with a pillow in his sleep - lovingly, of course
2. you are driving an 18 wheeler, which means i can hear you driving behind me without the use of your obnoxious and embarasssing horn. FO.
3. am i awake?
4. i’m going to california on friday, then dominican in july, then across canada.
5. i’m getting a skunk patch
6. highlights or phone bill? that is the question
7. biting into a peach is comparable to biting into an infant’s skull.
8. i really hope i made the appropriate decision here
9. lauranne boyd. i love you.